That Fat Little Elf knows exactly what to leave under the tree at Rockbottum:  A NEW SLINGSHOT AND CHAINSAW ACCESSORIES!

He knows our goal of heavily reduced irrigation, minimal inputs and more rugged grooming standards would not be possible without an aggressive tree pacification program.  In fact, our entire career has been built on turning around troubled courses by introducing sunlight to weak, shady turf.

That's why, as our gift to you, we are re-releasing "Our Very Best Tip Ever", just in time for Golf Course Superintendents everywhere--except in the desert--to take advantage of Chainsaw Season. 

We are aware that when this short film was first released, many TurfNetters missed it. (I suspect we mistakenly timed our release with some outburst from that North Korean golf pro and he got all the attention.)

So grab some eggnog, sit back and learn the secret of The Rockbottum CC Game Plan.  This extremely affordable technique has allowed us to withstand heavy competition from better conditioned neighboring courses, an uppity nearby country club (they vanished) and one golf management company who just gave up and run off.

NOTE:  This film is worth 50 points toward Mystic Order Of Greenkeepers (MOOG) certification.  If you're not already a MOOG member and have always wanted letters behind your name, join today!  No dues, no fees, no mandatory classes, just put MOOG behind your name, sit back and enjoy life!