In our constant search for inner peace on the golf course, we offer this film from our Boots & Ruck division, entitled: "Flappin' & Honkin' ".
Normally, our stories from the military days are off-limits, but there was just no other way to impart this particular piece of wisdom without data-mining the trauma zone in my skull.
So lace up your boots, shoulder your rucksack and come along for some campfire coffee, philosophy . . . and a tiny little woodstove.
No instant coffee allowed.