What...no Kardashian?

Dave,

I tried, but Momma was standing behind me and I could sense the nearness of a #9 cast iron frying pan.

I have a flip phone but I will keep it hidden at all times. If I don't show next year everyone will know why.

Kevin Clunis

Kevin,

My mistake was not silencing my phone, so when my pants rang while I was on the show floor and I pulled--never mind, this explanation isn't working.

Happy Trails!

Thanks, Sean.

We're due another 2-3" of snow tonight, so I wouldn't have made it to Texas anyway.

Watch out squirrels.